· A female student came to my office once and asked, "What can I do to get an A in your class?" I'm not sure that she realized what she was suggesting. By the way, she earned a B.
· Kelly Imoto sat in the back of the class and read jokes from her Laffy Taffy candy wrappers. Very bad puns. For example, what is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
· An angry student wrote on my teacher's evaluation: "You are not smart enough to teach kindergarten." Of course, I agree.
· To Jennifer (all of you—and there were many), Sarah (and Sara), Kristen, Kirsten, Robert, Lisa, Nicole, Kelly, Tanya, Heather, Mike, Brad, Travis, Kirk, Randy, Ben, Brea, Jason, Scott, Ryan, Christina, Shannon, Olga, Lauren, Jon, Lee, Kimberly, Niesha, Greg, Laura, Roseann, Kimberly, Kourtney, Joelle, Matt, Becky, Ashley, Dan, Mando, Zuri, Jorge, Nancy and so many others: Thanks for showing up. Thanks for doing your best.
· Finally, I appreciate all the guidance and support I have received from my colleagues in the journalism department, especially Dave Waddell. In May, the journalism faculty, friends and Chico State President Paul Zingg barged into my classroom to present me an award for lifetime achievement from the California Journalism Education Coalition. When you get a lifetime award like that, you know it is time to go away.
Why did I decide to retire now? It’s simple. I’d like to spend more time with my wife, Karen. She has been my soul mate, partner and best friend for 32 years. We have laughed and cried and played and danced.
And now, so much more.